When I Retire I’m Gonna Get Up Early Get In My Car And Drive Slowly So I Can Make Everyone Late For Work Shirt
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Product Description
I’m a big fan of the early 1980s. I have always been a huge fan of the 80’s and that era, as well as going to shows like Kids Rock! (which is still my favorite show) this shirt will remind me of something old school and nostalgic. I retired. I’m getting up when everyone else is sleeping and driving slowly so that I can make everyone late for work To Get Up Familiarize myself with the laws of gravity, which you will see later on In this video  I tell how to get out of bed just in time before everyone else falls asleep So don’t worry about driving fast enough or giving too much away.
When I Retire I’m Gonna Get Up Early Get In My Car And Drive Slowly So I Can Make Everyone Late For Work Shirt and ladies tee


When I Retire I’m Gonna Get Up Early Get In My Car And Drive Slowly So I Can Make Everyone Late For Work Shirt, hoodie, sweater and long sleeve



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8 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
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Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double lined hood with matching drawstring. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs with Lycra(R)
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6.1 oz 100% preshrunk cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Double-needle stitching, taped neck and shoulders. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. Ultra tight knit surface.
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5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton.
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
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4.2 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Dark Grey Heather, Deep Heather is 52% combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester Ash is 99% combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
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Supremely soft, superior quality. Modern, slightly fitted shape. Made in the USA.
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7.75 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
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Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 Athletic Rib with Lycra(R). Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
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Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz., 57/38/5 combed ringspun cotton/polyester/spandex, 40 singles
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Self-fabric neck binding Longer body length Tear away label
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5.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton
Heather Colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester
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Seamless half-inch collar. Side seamed. Cap sleeves. Double-needle stitched hems. Taped neck and shoulders. Tearaway label.
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Donald Ross –
I work at the Walmart and I’m a big fan of the franchise because I think that everyone is kind of the same. I have seen someone mention a couple times that they are the same. I will say that I tend to think that way too. All of that aside, this tee is pretty cool. I am wearing it today and I absolutely love it, especially since I have a lot of re-entry in store for the year. I would recommend it to anyone who has wwlt employees. They will love it, they will be surprised, and they will be really happy.
Benjamin Fucanan –
I’ve been looking for a shirt that says ‘I retire early’ and this was it, it’s so true. The knit fabric is very soft and the print is really nice! For the price it’s very affordable, and I’m definitely going to be wearing this shirt a lot.
Esmeralda Wymore –
I bought this to wear when I retire. I’m still rather young and I don’t have to take care of myself as well as I used to. I have a lot of wrinkles and lines on my face so the shirt just helps me look younger. The fabric is thick and the sleeves are big enough for my hands to wrap around. Overall I recommend this shirt for any woman who is serious about her appearance. It is pretty and comfortable. The fabric is nice and durable. I like the stripes on the shirt and the design of the front. The back of the shirt is just what I wanted and looks great with my brown quartz glasses. I highly recommend this item.
Dennis Lee –
I’ve been looking for a t-shirt to wear to the office and this one fits the bill. It’s like a casual, lightweight t-shirt but not too flimsy, so you can wear it as a cardigan or as a sweater.